The worst kind of people: Trolls

There are these people who troll everyone around them because it makes them feel smarter. Somehow because somebody doesn't quite pick up on when their being trolled it means they're an idiot. Trolling is just basically bullying and elevating yourself because if anybody calls out a troll or reacts in any way besides laughing along with them it's called feeding the trolls and anybody who feeds the trolls is an idiot. It's just bullshit, given I troll from time to time because it's funny but, I do it in real life and it's called sarcasm. Trolling is just saying stupid shit to fish for responses then calling everyone of them idiots for not being able to tell your not actually that stupid so you can feel better for yourself. If you are a troll quite using comment sections to masturbate and just look at some porn for fuck's sake.

a Letter to my Highschool Health Teacher or, the Spirit of the Staircase that I Want to Push You Down.

Dear mr. Fox,

No I will not say whether or not I would have an abortion, I hold with my answer to defer to the woman. I say this because I cannot ever have an abortion it's not a decision I will ever have to make myself. If I were to impregnate someone she would decide because she has much more right to deciding whether or not she wants one than me. In the context of a health class I will not perform the hypothetical "if I were a woman" because this issue is not hypothetical. I give the answer I would in real life because there is no reason not to keep this issue in the realm of reality so no I will not say yes or no what I will say is fuck you.

sincerely,
Connor Cummiskey